paragraph p.glitch-text { /* unreadable glitched text*/
    display: inline;
    margin: 0 !important;
    padding: 0 !important;
    line-height: inherit;
    font-family: monospace;
    white-space: normal;
    vertical-align: middle;
    overflow-wrap: anywhere; /* breaks words into chars */
    word-break: break-word; /* breaks words into chars */
    will-change: opacity, transform;
    overflow: visible;
    max-width: 100%;
    text-shadow: 2px 0 red, -2px 0 cyan;
    filter: blur(0.5px) contrast(1.5);
    animation: flicker 3s infinite;
}


@keyframes flicker {
    0%, 95%, 100% {
        opacity: 1;
        transform: none;
    }

    96% {
        opacity: 0.8;
        transform: translate(0.8px, -0.8px) scale(1.02) rotate(0.2deg);
        text-shadow: 3px 0 red, -3px 0 cyan;
        filter: blur(1px) contrast(2);
    }

    97% {
        opacity: 0.5;
        transform: translate(-0.8px, 0.8px) scale(0.98) rotate(-0.2deg);
        text-shadow: 4px 0 red, -4px 0 cyan;
        filter: blur(1.5px) contrast(2);
    }

    98% {
        opacity: 0.8;
        transform: translate(0.5px, -0.5px) scale(1.01);
        text-shadow: 2px 0 red, -2px 0 cyan;
        filter: blur(1px) contrast(1.8);
    }

    99% {
        opacity: 1;
        transform: none;
        text-shadow: 2px 0 red, -2px 0 cyan;
        filter: blur(0.5px) contrast(1.5);
    }
}